What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.